Fate or accident had tripped these people up and broken them apart.
—"Naked", David Sedaris (via ktmchakra)
The size of a planet doesn’t really strike you until you start looking for something.
—"Long Way Home" by David Sedaris, The New Yorker, April 1, 2013 (via scribblingcynic)
Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.
—David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames (via rosary)
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
—Nelson Mandela (via france-tte)
Durban Gospel Choir
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
—Dorothy Parker (via quotesandnonsense)
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
—Dorothy Parker, The Ladies of the Corridor (via verbal-betrayal)
Heterosexuality isn’t normal, it’s just common.
—Dorothy Parker (via thedemonshavethepolicebox)
—Fuck You Symphony
quite lovely isn’t it….